Things I don't want to be talking about:

money money money money money money money money money

And why we know we can't trust you with it. I mean, it's MY money for MY college. I'm not going to let you deposit it and spend it on shit like exercising equipment and other useless things that will never be useful to me at all and

Fuck, it's my fucking money written out to ME, NOT YOU. So stop asking for my fucking money. I'm going to use it on my education and you aren't going to touch a dime of it.